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Catholic Parrots

Post by Achiles » 23 Nov 2006 16:05

Apologies in advance if you have seen this before:

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem . I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing . "

"What do they say?" the priest inquired .

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a
moment "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem

I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and
read the Bible . "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and
we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob .My parrots can
teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time . "

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution .

" The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house .

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?

" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other ale parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"
"Show me where to stand, and i will move the earth"
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Post by Bitterman » 24 Nov 2006 01:30

i want that 1 minute it took me to read this back.
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Post by Stuvvie » 24 Nov 2006 16:53

Halleluja!
Nochnoy & Stuvvie

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