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Tauren rogue's!

Post by Stuvvie » 02 Dec 2006 19:08

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part 1
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7FT tall, hairy and horned,
All who cross me end up mourned,
I'm sometimes on the cover of Vogue,
Cause i'm the only Tauren rogue.

Open my box please! people say to me,
They've got the lockbox, i've got the key,
But they annoy me, and since i'm pretty tall,
I go and kick them through a wall.

I sneak around with my duelwielded swords,
I've assassinated many, peasants and lords,
But im not like the other guys,
My swords are 2 handers, now there's a suprise.

When I critically hit, i make angels cry,
The damage is so very very high,
But what would you expect, i'm sure you can read,
An ambush with Ashkandi, that'll make you bleed.

Sometimes in PVP i'm laughed at by a gnome,
So I throw down a Warstomp, that makes them moan,
I can stunlock for hours, even on a horse,
I can duelwield maces like Unstoppable Force.

Now my rhymes over, the writer is lazy,
Dont blame me for that, blame this guy Kazey,
He's next on my list, i'm going after him now,
And when i stab him he'll yell "Holy cow!"

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part 2

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"Ninja looter! Ninja looter!" thats what they all say,
When i'm walking around Orgrimmar way,
Im not sure why, so I just let them shout,
So what if i'm a tauren rogue wearing full devout?

Going unseen, pickpocketing too,
Watch your back, the next one could be you,
Sneaking around instances, get stuck in a door,
Stuck here for a week, its not funny anymore,

When im in the battlegrounds its slightly unfair,
Im a seven foot tall rogue all covered in hair,
I'm the target of all, once I emerge from stealth,
Thank god I have endurance, for +5% health,

I charge around on my kodo ride,
Get outta the way or i'll throw you aside,
Its pimped to the max, with neons and lights,
Gives the alliance one hell of a fright,

I'm sorry for the quality of this rhyme,
The writer's just as bored this time,
However he's running out of idea's,
Maybe i'll go and rip off his ears.

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part 3

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You've gotta take care if your walking at night,
Stick with some friends or i'll show you my might,
Then again, if your a group of gnomes,
I'll slaughter you all and chew on your bones,

To test out my damage i'll sometimes hit critters,
On level one rabbits I do some big hitters,
But sometimes I wonder after killing a cow,
If I eat it does it make me a cannibal now?

Sometimes i'll discover a deadly trap,
While searching for treasure I found on a map,
But then i'll reach into my special supply,
Pull out a gnome, throw him in then walk by,

Ran Stratholme once, undead side of course,
Was lucky enough to get the Baron's horse,
Mounted up, but then started to cry,
My weight crushed the horse under my very eye,

Its not all glamourous being a Tauren you know,
Some people think its just all for show,
They ask "How can he stealth, when he's seven foot tall?!"
Then I stealth ran AQ40, killed C'thun and showed them all,

This rhyme might not be all that great,
To be a poet's not my fate,
And TBH i'm going to start running now,
I'm being chased by an enraged cow.


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You gain Stealth.
Flea itch you .
Stealth Fades away from you.

xD

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Rawr!


Improved Stunlock:

CS > Gouge > KS > Gouge > Warstomp > Blind > CS > Gouge > KS > Death!
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