Good news, everybody. There are also R-Tards in the outside real world!!! I went to what I thought would be my future work for an interview and normally a tour in the company. During the interview I didnt looked uninterested, only confused about what I should do there. I asked if I would get a tour or that they would show me what I should do there. She said that it wasn't needed.
Few hours later I called the people who sended me for the interview if they heard something. They said I didnt look enthusiastic.
What do they expect me to be, or do?

Hi

my name is Nico.

I really, really, really (and so on and so on) want to work here

Can I pls start now?

As a matter of fact... (watch out, here is the part where I really get sarcastic) I would like to start now and stay here till my retirement without even knowing what I need to do here so I actually know what I am acting enthusiastic about.

Pls hire me!!
Oh for piet's sake. Am I stupid or something? It's work. What is so exciting or lala about to be enthusiastic? As far as I can remember I didnt even pull a face like ugh I don't want to be here. Maybe good that I am not working there. Sounds to me like it is a kindergarden.
Oh well it will work out eventually.
(Oh yeah, look enthusiast)

happy happy, joy joy

ps: typing enthusiastic all the time but I don't even know if it is spelled correctly :p