TheCoreWithin

Here you can see what kind of pokémon you would be, hehe:P

http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html


Your Pokéname is:
Hypnorider
Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, daisies and wine.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of jet fuel. You can shoot maple syrup. You have a winning smile. You have cool shades.

Haha...shoot syrup>.<

Funny link

Your Pokéname is:
Voltmon

Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Guatemala, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, TV dinners and beer. (Don't like beer... )

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in poison. You can eat bricks (:shock:). You can drink Dr. Pepper( ). You can shoot hot death( ).

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Churina. [/b]

Your Pokéname is:
Polieon
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Greenland, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, daisies and lattés.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat rocks. You can throw wind. You can breathe jet fuel. You can breathe broken glass. You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can shoot tahini. You can spit slime. You can breathe hot death. You have a winning smile. You can float in air.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moonerd.

Rawr!

Your Pokéname is:
Squirtung
Profile
You live in the lakes of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, bats and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe electricity. You can spit salt spikes. You can throw fire. You can spit wind. You have mafia connections. You can spit kippers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Hummander.

Oh dear...

Your Pokéname is:
Bertcow

Profile
You live in the rivers of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, daisies and industrial runoff.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist wind. You can walk on lava. You can drink maple syrup. You can spit force bolts. You can throw jet fuel. You can eat poison. You have a full-body tattoo. You have a force field. You can throw tahini.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Kotwo.

Guess I'd better stay far away from Yin (unless she promises not to shoot syrup at me):

Foowhirl
Profile
You live in the grasslands of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, bats and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot hot death. You have a box of LPs. You have a fear of maple syrup. You can breathe rocks. You can drink poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can eat broken glass.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Flarchu.

I don't really get the logic behind a natural enemy living in Greenland, while I myself come from Botswana. **shrug**

This is totally stupid tbh, thanks Yin for this very informative piece of work!

Hehe, youre welcome:P

Noolah - rofl;P

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Your Pokéname is:
Mewnerd

Profile
You live in the meadows of France, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, macaroni and cheese and wine.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can throw lava. You can resist sand. You can throw evil glances. You can shoot bricks. You have a force field. You can eat maple syrup.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporeon.

don't ask o.0

Mewnerd

Your Pokéname is:
Nidoser
Profile
You live in the arctic wastes of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of bats, donuts and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist rocks. You can eat Mr. PiBB. You can swim in air. You have a discoball. You can puke acid. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You have uncanny instinct. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eewad.

Your Pokéname is:
Footle
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, Cherry Garcia and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have spikes running down your back. You have a force field. You have a fear of Mr. PiBB. You can swim in water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You have goassamer wings. You have uncanny instinct. You can eat electricity. You can breathe lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Flarorb.


Where are you, Flarorb? Grrr...

Your Pokéname is:
Pikayu
Profile
You live in the valleys of Japan, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, cows and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have bionic implants. You can breathe bricks. You can resist broken glass. You can throw acid. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You have a fear of salt spikes. You can puke rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vullock.

Your Pokéname is: Mewyu

Profile
You live in the snowy mountains of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, cows and Dr. Pepper.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can throw poison. You can breathe acid. You can breathe lava. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can drink Mr. PiBB. You can resist sledgehammers. You can walk on water. You can spit nunchucks.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporlock.

Woo - hoo, I can spit nunchuks, watch out (resurrected) Bruce Lee!

Your Pokéname is:
Poliwad
Profile
You live in the valleys of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, insects and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot granola. You can drink Dr. Pepper. You can resist 8-track tapes. You have a box of LPs. You can eat poison. You can resist evil glances. You can shoot bricks. You can throw hot death. You can shoot lightning bolts. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moobra.