CNF (Chuck Norris fanclub)

[Zilo]

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

[Dust]

NO ONE bites frost...

[Gamberra]

who is chuck norris?

I only watch jackie chan movies!

[Dust]

I've posted them before, but here they are appropriate too :)

http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

Some good ones:

Bruce Schneier doesn't need backups because his hard drive knows that failure is not an option.

Bruce Schneier already has a backup plan for when the 2nd person discovers that P = NP.

When Bruce Schneier does a brute force search, it never needs to be exhaustive.

Stephen Hawking changed his opinion on the information paradox when he realized that not even black holes can hide information from Bruce Schneier.

[Pillowpowah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g